The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda
the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country
cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country
cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
by squatchwatch November 28, 2011
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"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017
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The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto
by TheBoredByrd April 19, 2019
Get the The Communist Manifesto mug.(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the Pesto Manifesto mug.The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
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Get the Communist Manifesto mug.Wow Streetlight Manifesto's new album was awesome, too bad it took them five years. And what was up with Keasbey Nights?
by santawert February 17, 2010
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