One of the best yet most frustrating ska bands ever conceived.
Wow Streetlight Manifesto's new album was awesome, too bad it took them five years. And what was up with Keasbey Nights?
by santawert February 18, 2010
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the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM
person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed
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G Manifesto Certified is some thing that is dope
This beat is so dope, its G Manifesto Certified
by Money B March 31, 2006
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There is only one person who once did a short tour with OCG in the band.
by josh September 25, 2003
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A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
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the biggest disgrace to music ever created . total bullshit . sounds like mexican music trying to be punk . its a complete and utter failure on the parts of poser band members, Thomas Kalnokey , Josh Ansley , and a few others who don't even deserve to be named . this band does NOT and NEVER will be able to claim the title of 'decent punk band' . the entire ska genre is total SHIT .
oh my gosh , streetlight manifesto is so freaking awful . the members of that band are a threat to society . they should be institutionilized . then cut 1000000 times with a razor blade . then dipped in a mixture of orange juice and salt . then have their fingers burned off , so they can never play again . then have their penises turned inside out , like some poorly executed sex change . suck on that bitches .
by taytaytheterminator January 2, 2011
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