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Muppets Take Manhattan

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!
by Love Chef April 27, 2010
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Manhattan, Il

It sounds of the class of New York, but with none of the style or substance. Manhattan, IL is a geographical oddity, where one can pee in another's front yard, and claim it is to stop the advance of wildlife. One may also stumble upon Sasquatchish people, bowhunting in their front yards, and typically wearing novelty slippers. The lawns are burnt from many an inflatable pool or pup tent, as are the driveways from many a cardboard bonfire on a windy night.
The mayor wears a visor, the supermarket is Berkots, and the water has enough iron to kill a rhino....
Ah...it has to be Manhattan, IL!
Hey, where is it legal to build an outhouse in your backyard?
In Manhattan, IL
by Beggarsplash September 8, 2009
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Manhattan

Home of the worst traffic on earth.
by discharge June 5, 2004
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manhattan whitefish

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.
Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!
by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007
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manhattan

1. The greatest city in the world. If you can survive here, you can survive anywhere, although once you've made it to New York you never want to leave.
2. A brilliant film by Woody Allen.
3. The center of the universe, and the best pizza on Earth
4. A tasty alcoholic beverage.
1. I am from Manhattan. Worship me from afar.
2. I just saw 'Manhattan'. The soundtrack is beautiful.
3. Manhattan pizza kicks the rest in the nuts.
4. She drank 8 Manhattans, and that's why she's currently vomiting in her purse.
by CigaretteGirl May 3, 2005
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Manhattan Valley

An area of Manhattan in the Upper West Side bordering Harlem. From Central Park West to Columbus Avenue the architecture is beautiful, past Columbus the scene grows a bit grittier. Was known for crack deals until the late 90s when the area was cleaned up. For the most part, very safe, and much more diverse and interesting than any area in Midtown and below. The best place to live, where you can truly be in Manhattan, yet away from all the snobs and Chelsea boys, the rich and The New School students, and live the "Real life" in what Hell's Kitchen USED to be in the 70's-80's.
Manhattan Valley is one of the few chill yet safe neighborhoods left in Manhattan.
by One from the VALLEY, Not in CA December 17, 2008
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manhattan beach

Absurdly wealthy area in the Los Angeles South Bay. Neighbors to Hermosa and Redondo Beach. Home to many sports stars and entertainment big wigs usually found on their oceanfront mansions that line "the strand", a pedestrian path running adjacent to the beach. Only place in the world where "starter homes" nearly 3 miles from the ocean routinely fetch in excess of 1.8 million dollars.
Manhattan beach is so loaded, dude! I wish I lived there....
by Johnnywalker90266 September 26, 2007
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