Sexy Manbeast

A spanish ogre who sings and plays the guitar.

For best results to create such an unbelievably sexy creature, combine:
Antonio Banderas,
a green apple skin,
a gorilla,
Eddie Murphy,
Paul McCartney
and Tom Dron.

nahh he's got nothin on the sexy manbeast.

by zed95 June 29, 2010

manbeast

a man who is very good in bed

god, i bet he's a manbeast!

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

by 429mustang January 12, 2009

manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy

e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast

by Freddina April 30, 2008

manbearpuig

Refer to #1. I'm SUPER, DUPER, CEREAL!!!!

MANBEARPUIG is a threat to the MLB. He cannot be stopped. I'm cereal.

by RustyBurns August 14, 2013

ManBearPig

A demon who is half man, half bear and half pig. It negotiates with gullible generations, giving them their deepest desires but then comes back to terrorize their land years later.

As predicted by Al Gore, who warned us about it but nobody paid attention to him.

Also a running gag in the famous adult cartoon, South Park.

“ManBearPig is coming!! I am super cereal!!!!” - Al Gore. South Park

by kettumc January 25, 2020

manbearhaunt

a woman whom the term haunt describes not her truly beastly existence. Normal genetic make up is half man half bear haunt. Unlike haunts, a man bear haunt is easily spotted and identified, even when absolutely off your tits.

did you see that haunt Kieran scored last night?? Man she was truly horrific, i would have shot out my knee caps before going near her. Classic half man half bearhaunt specimen. hes mad for manbearhaunts

by unhaunted October 5, 2010