malteser

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.

by BabyDizz April 30, 2005

Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>

Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.

by pewismalteser October 26, 2017

Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic May 30, 2018

Malteaser

An excuse to suck black balls

malteaser ballsssss

by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.

She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.

by dude March 30, 2005