squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021

Mallow

The Truth

Mallow is dropping Insomnia on October 3rd!

by manwithahand November 30, 2025

mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.

You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Mallow

Abbreviation of the word Marshmallow. Just leave the Marsh part and keep it mellow.

These Mallows are tasty.

Lia has 69 of those Mallows.

by vesai1 April 16, 2019

Mallow Resistance

A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.

The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!

See Remallowist

You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?

Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?

by Fresh and Tasty May 8, 2021

Mallow

He's loving kind and faithfull when it comes to matters relationship.a best friend you can ever have..

I was covered by Mallow yesterday when it was raining .. he's such a caring boyfriend

by Not_my_username May 17, 2021

smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017