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malfunahfuck

When one is too overwhelmed to say malfunction.
"it's making your inhumane lie detector malfunahfuck!"
by zahra-elio June 10, 2023
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Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick
Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.
by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015
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wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."
Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!
by j-diddy April 30, 2004
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manhunt 2

A sequel to the 2003 video game "Manhunt". It has been banned in many countries and was given an "AO" (Adults Only) rating in the U.S.. In result, many of the retail stores and consle companies (Nintendo, Sony) refused to sell the product. Rockstar Games (developers) went back and edited small parts of the game which gave it an "M" (Mature) rating in the U.S. but was still refused in the U.K.. The North America release is Oct. 31st
I can't wait until Manhunt 2 comes out!!
by Mr. LAmb October 30, 2007
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Malfunction Junction

A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.
Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.
by acablue January 14, 2009
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manhunt

Manhunt is a hide-and-go-seek game designed for people who don't want to call it that. It combines that element along with others from Capture the Flag (jails), the classic 'tag', and the adolescent tendency to be sadistic.
However, it's fun like crazy, in spite of the cynical summarization. To start off, the 'fugitives' make up the majority of the players; the game is best with 7+ people. The amount of starting 'hunters' is best based on the number of participants: usually one or two. Every hunted player has a pre-determined amount of time to run and hide, and then a signal sounds for the hunt to begin.

It's widely considered best to play in outdoor environments of several acres in size, and at night. Flashlights can be used by both hunted and hunters if so desired by the participants, and good cover use is encouraged.

When one is 'tagged' in any manner deemed appropriate beforehand (flashlight, one/two-hand touch, sight), they are converted (brainwashed) into joining the other team. If one ventures outside of the pre-determined boundaries for the game, they are changed to the hunter's team. However, much cheating occurs here; no one catches cheaters...

It's quite unusual for a game of Manhunt to go without several arguments. It's like playing a game with no rules; there are so many variants and possible choices that dissent is always present.

Other rules on boundaries: usually, participants aren't allowed to go into rooms with doors, or doors period. Stairs are O.K.; but it's advised not to go into buildings, period.

Tips:
-Wear dark or camouflaged clothing
-Wear good running shoes / light clothing
-Carry a flashlight
-Stay away from dangerous areas
-Use an airhorn or carhorn for the starting signal
"Hey, guys, let's play Manhunt! We've got enough people, it's dark out, and we've got a forest here!"
"Yeah! Cool!"
"I'll be the first hunter!"
"No, me!"
by HikoKun337 October 30, 2007
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Malaun

Brainless clay worshipping shit skin lowlifes found mostly in the Indian Sub-continent. Their scientific name is Sub-Homo Sapiens
-Shalom goyim, what do you want?

-Sar, can I suck your dick?? Please
-Ahh, a Malaun you are, go fuck off!
by BDchan June 14, 2023
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