Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.

When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

Making Love To The Thing by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

Making love 

Something women do while guys are screwing them.

#1 girl: What did you & Sean do last night?
#2 girl: Sean & I spent the entire evening making love.

Making love by CorkyF June 27, 2012

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess by Genovation September 9, 2011

making love 

What a man thinks a woman is doing when he is fucking her but really is faking.

Tiffany: "I'm getting so sick of having to fake it with jimmy, he thinks I'm making love to him while he's just getting a nut. He really believes he's blowing my mind. What men don't know."

Amy: "Oh, I know girl. You make a few moans and they think they got ya!"

making love by Nikki B May 16, 2006

making love 

What a woman does while a man fucks her.

I was too busy fucking that chick to notice if she was making love or not.

making love by jbg August 3, 2005

making love 

1. A term intended to romanticize one of the most primal acts human beings can engage in.

2. What repressed middle class people call fucking. Second only to 'making whoopee' in cringe-inducing idiocy.

Person A: So my wife and I were making love last night...

Person B: Making love? Oh...you mean fucking!

making love by luvs2kuf April 24, 2009

Making love to reality 

The need to thrust your hips towards an imaginary figure of air while giving everyone seductive eyes and a curling of the upper lip.

The night was going great, especially when Jorge clenched his fists and began making love to reality on the dance floor.

Making love to reality by swaysnicks December 18, 2009