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ManKaren 

The male equivalent to Karen, usually a balding overweight middle aged man whos wife has left him for someone who is less of a Karen.

Can usually be found in McDonald's complaining to the manager, on Facebook complaining about liberals, black people, migrants and the EU or crying into his pint while he signs the divorce papers.
Sorry ManKaren, would you like to speak to a manager?
ManKaren by ExistentialGoat August 6, 2020
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Macarena Achaga 

Macarena Achaga is an Argentine born, Mexico based actress, model, singer, dancer and overall ray of sunshine. She played Valentina Carvajal in Amar a Muerte. She is half of "Juliantina", the 1st "lesbian" couple in Mexican primetime television. She won Best Co-Star Actress for the same role at the TVyNovela Awards.
Macarena Achaga shines brighter than the sun with her infectious smile and zest for life.
oh, it's just makaron
makaron by Tianna Dorsey January 25, 2021

makaranth 

funy man with funy plan
omg thats a makaranth hes totally halare
makaranth by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022

Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Drug Dealer Macarena by B_Tree September 20, 2020

Macarena 

A stupid song with a stupid dance that stupid people danced to. It made the whole world stupid during the stupid years it was popular.
I was at a dance recently and the DJ played the Macarena! And I thought to myself, "How could such a dumb song get popular in America and even in far-off places like Asia?"
She’s the worlds best friend. She will always be there for you no matter what. MaKaden is really tall with long blonde hair, she’s super funny and loved by everyone. She is very outgoing and talks to everyone she meets. She is crazy hot and all the guys like her but most are intimidated by her height. She’s super clumsy but very good at sports. She’s always the one to calm you down when you’re upset and tell you it’s not worth it. She’s very humble. MaKaden would be an amazing girlfriend
MaKaden is my rock she keeps me sane, she’s literally the bestest friend ever

Guy: look at MaKaden she is literally perfection
MaKaden by ConstantConfusion September 1, 2018