maine is a place with a beautiful town called biddeford. biddeford is a place where all the drug dealers and drunks live. it a place filled with the wonderful places such as Murk, Miles of old smelly, trashy factories, and big fucken hills everywhere you look.
by tom February 14, 2005
Its own little third world country. Most of the best jobs are to be found in fast food, digging clams and blood worms or agriculture.
All real industry has left except for the dieing paper industry. Most local telephone books have 10 surnames that make up 90% of the directory. Maine is wicked "white". Wages are so low here that immigrant labor stays away. Which is to bad because the gene pool is very shallow here. It is difficult to get a DNA conviction here due to the fact that most of the DNA is the same. Also all of the bizarre incest stories you have heard about Maine are all true. York County had the highest child molestation rate in the nation (large population of lobstermen). The summer people like to say its "Gods Country" but they fail to understand that he doesn't spend the winter. Don't get sick here, the local doctors and hospitals will kill you for your organs. Medivac to Boston is your only hope. Education in Maine. What a fucking joke! You pay peanuts you get monkeys. 25% drop out rate and 20% pregnancy rate and less than 5% college graduation rate is standard state wide. There is a lot of home schooling, it makes it easier to molest your own kids.
I have been here for 30 years and I am leaving.
All real industry has left except for the dieing paper industry. Most local telephone books have 10 surnames that make up 90% of the directory. Maine is wicked "white". Wages are so low here that immigrant labor stays away. Which is to bad because the gene pool is very shallow here. It is difficult to get a DNA conviction here due to the fact that most of the DNA is the same. Also all of the bizarre incest stories you have heard about Maine are all true. York County had the highest child molestation rate in the nation (large population of lobstermen). The summer people like to say its "Gods Country" but they fail to understand that he doesn't spend the winter. Don't get sick here, the local doctors and hospitals will kill you for your organs. Medivac to Boston is your only hope. Education in Maine. What a fucking joke! You pay peanuts you get monkeys. 25% drop out rate and 20% pregnancy rate and less than 5% college graduation rate is standard state wide. There is a lot of home schooling, it makes it easier to molest your own kids.
I have been here for 30 years and I am leaving.
by square jaw July 11, 2008
The best fuckin place on Earth the winta's are wicked haad some times you have to put on your shit kickas and guess what you can fuck your cousin no doubt!
1. Hey Billy wadda fuck are you doin up in Maine
2. Not now Ma
1.Put on your shit kickas and shovel the driveway
2.Jesus Cwist mutha!
2. Not now Ma
1.Put on your shit kickas and shovel the driveway
2.Jesus Cwist mutha!
by Cameron Shamay March 1, 2008
A place terrible for Teenagers to live unless they like hunting, fishing and boredom. Maine consists mostly of trees, moose lobster, creepy men and old people. Its called the Vacation state but probably should be called the retirement state. Because Maine is where old people go to die.
by Samilton36963 March 2, 2011
A ghetto-fab place wit da biggest thugs around... No no, not really. A lame state with many rednecks. All they care about are trucks, hunting/fishing, dirtbike races, Old Orchard Beach, & UrbanDictionary.com (hence me being here).
Yo I be goin up to SoPo, Maine to kick it wit da homies.
I'm from Maine, so I eat deer & lobster & wear Fox sweatshirts.
I'm from Maine, so I eat deer & lobster & wear Fox sweatshirts.
by COURT July 29, 2004
Isolated place where kids and teens adabt to smoking and beer at the age of ten. its so isolated that teens think that people swear all the time and think that TV shows on WB is what life is like and so they have adapted to it and think that it is also dawsons creek. but most importantly rednecks from durham and kids who think there in gangs such as bloods and cribs but they are all wanabees. also a magnet for retards and old people.
If a maine kid in a gang went to New York or California and went to hang out with a gang they would piss them selves.and ect
by who cares im just a pile of meat to people June 8, 2004
A definition from a Maine native: Don't spit on this here state. If yall be unhappy living here you can leave. I'm gonna take my lifted chevy here and drive it up on your lawn along with my brother, who also happens to be my cousin, and we'll pull out our double barrel shotguns and we'll feed you to my boxer named Moose. Crim yeah!
that's wicked awesome.
by Billy Bob March 15, 2005