mahbub

Mahbub Worlds sexiest boy, a dick the sized of the eiffel tower this boy is perfect in all ways. This guy gives sex a run for its money. Warning a look at his picture will give you boner sorry for the side affect

Mahbub

by king mabz May 31, 2012

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Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017

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Martubber

butram bakwards is martub. One who rams the butt. One who is gay. You can also shorten it to "tubber"

That guy is a tubber

by shitface December 1, 2003

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Mahbub

A crazy ass motherfuckin G. He's probably a professor or something for some hard science class you're taking and he spends just as much time talking about his time doing drugs as a college student as he spends teaching your class.

"Did you go to Mahbub's lecture this morning?"
"Yeah, I love chemical engineering now, he taught us how to make our own weed!"

by ThotfulBro October 1, 2017