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magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.
My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.
by DementedShroom November 29, 2020
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magazine job

When your hand will no longer suffice to fan the stench of a fart away. Usually preemptive of a bathroom visit to follow; in which case the magazine becomes useful as reading material.
Chuck, that was foul! Your fanning method isn't doing you any favors. That is a magazine job, my friend.
by Tony Tobasco March 9, 2026
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Magazine dreams

To chase a prosperous life knowing the hard battles that come along with it
Where’s Daniel?

He’s probably somewhere getting rich and stacking money you know he got “magazine dreams”.
by Mmmmmmmoneymmmmmmmmmoves June 3, 2025
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Magazine Fatigue

When a person drafts a fantasy league using an archaic form of information such as magazines and news clippings and can start the season strong but eventually lose more and more until they are the bottom of the league and out of contention
“It’s cause injuries” “it’s because other people made trades” “waiver wire wasn’t good” all examples of excuses but it’s magazine fatigue
by Bruceeeeeeee December 1, 2025
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NFT Magazine

NFT Magazine also known as non-fungible token magazine is the world's leading news source of NFT Alpha on the web for non-fungible token investors to access the latest NFT, cryptocurrency, blockchain news, and market updates.

NFT Mag is a magazine founded in 2021 by JetSet, TheBlondeJon and Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro we should start a NFT Magazine and talk about monkey jpeg pictures. What do you think?

Josh King Madrid: Yooo bro I’m down let’s freaking do it. Who should we put on the front cover bro?

TheBlondeJon: I got it!

JoeySendz: who?

TheBlondeJon: $c@m B@nkrun-Fr@ud HAHAH! Just kidding… ahahah but seriously let’s throw some bored apes on nft magazine one time

Everyone: *bust into laughing*

JetSet: That was a Good one. I’m down to put bored ape monkey jpegs on nftmagazine com
by therkoi November 20, 2022
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Blender Magazine

A music magazine whose writing staff, not content that review journalism was already a stupefyingly conceited craft, decided to create the laziest, most inconsequential rag known to literature, tits and all. Each issue is compiled by randomly picking entries from an encyclopedia of popular music and choosing (usually by means of coin-flipping) which ones to piss all over and which ones to heap barely qualified praise upon in their otherwise arbitrary best/worst lists. The content is then peppered with pictures of the Pussy Cat Dolls, Tila Tequila, or similar airbrushed wank-fodder and hey presto, let's rock 'n' roll!!!
The title is derived from the magazine's layout having the appearance of the end result of throwing Rolling Stone, Playboy and Mad! Magazine into a food processor.
Band Frontman: Hey guys, we just got panned/lauded in Blender Magazine.

(Nothing happens)
by selfimportantdickwad March 13, 2009
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DOOM! Magazine

Magazine known for asking everyone they interview how they'll survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
DOOM! Magazine: "How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (Cassandra Peterson): "Well, like I always say, if you can’t beat them, join them. First I would beat them, I’d beat the crap out of them, then if that didn’t work, I’d join them. And then I’d go to Disneyland!"
by Steampunk Octopod January 5, 2012
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