Muffsquatch

When a woman goes with out shaving so long you'd swear sasquatch lived on her lap.

Man 1- "Yo dude I went to go down on Annie but she had a total Muffsquatch so I got the hell outa dodge."

Man 2- "Ha, gross."

by sweenz May 7, 2011

maffine

A drug originating from a muffin; has the tendency to make people laugh at 12 am!


Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!

ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)

by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004

Marfsnarf

What you say in the middle of a fight, after you say something really cool that you know they won't have any comebacks for.

Girl 1: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT! I AM A VIRGIN!

Girl 2: THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR PREGNANT YOU SLUT! MARFSNARF!

by jgirlx October 26, 2010

maffis

A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.

Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis

by 8eren78 January 17, 2020

beer muffs

when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision

last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains

by jamey d. February 25, 2008

Mouth Muffs

When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.

Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.

by Flawed Philosophy October 8, 2009

mafusbf

the best mafu fan ever. THERE EPIC AND THEY LOVE MAFUMAFU they have 13.4k when im writing this. i am one of there followers and i only know mafumafu cause of them (if ur seeing this plz be my moot🧎🏻 ♀️)

do u know mafusbf?
YES THERE SUPER EPIC AND THE BEST MAFUMAFU FAN OUT THERE

by mafusbfFan1234 December 10, 2021