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from the town(Oakland, CA) to mackramento.
by T NELSON April 30, 2007
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Sacramento Birthday Party

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob
Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party
by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017
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Sacramento

A dark emotional space that everyone goes through during some point in their life.
Dave: What's wrong with Jill? She looks shredded, emotionally.

Bonnie: No, she's just going through a Sacramento. She'll be all right in the end.
by greatredhope April 6, 2017
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West Sacramento

Between Sacramento and Davis. Boring as hell. Nothing to do out here cept smoke. Never any cute females out EVA. Broderick out ain't ghetto like it used to be. Cops just patrolling like they gunna do something but really don't give a fuck bout anything. Home of river city high school (a.k.a river shitty) and slutty h.s. girls. 8 yr old sleepovers go harder than the parties out here. The only good thing out here is Beer Pong. We got some of the best players out here and custom tables that got #HAM!
1) I'm going to West Sacramento.

Why? there is nothing to do over there.

2) I live in West Sac

Where is that at?

West of Sacramento dumb ass

3) I just got some females number from West Sac

She gotta be hella ugly then
by Cuban47 July 17, 2011
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sacramento

City where the most alcohol is consumed in northern California. City where the weekend starts on Wednesday. Only city in california where everyone eats out for every meal.
Does anyone do anything other than drink in Sacramento?
by "shots at the bar" reggie December 10, 2004
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Sacramento

The Capital of California which has no cows (not a cow town) and two rivers. The kids pass time by getting high and wasted. The city is located in Northern California and is honestly better than L.A. because there is less racial tention, less traffic, better air quality and the people are more down to earth. Sacramento is NOT part of the Bay Area and we are GLAD. Sac is a chill place to grow up but once you graduate its time to get out. Sacramento has a lot of trees and is a very beautiful city from above cause all you see is different shades of green. Don't judge the town from what you hear. Leave the talkin' for the kids from Sac.
Sacramento for life.
by SacTownPersianGirl August 3, 2009
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Sacramento

In contrast to all of the negative hype regarding Sac, Sacramento is NOT small, ethnically and culturally restricted, full of only state government workers (although it IS the state capital, what do you expect??), absent of any "real" ghettos (just visit South Sac or Oak Park), or devoid of any "real" affluent areas ($5 million+ for homes in Fab 40s, downtown and Greenhaven). The downtown area is fucking crazy right now with all the redevelopment geared towards new lofts/housing, new bars/clubs (Empire, The Park), new offices (that are not government-related I might add), etc.

Sacramento is only boring to people who don't leave their fucking houses to actually experience what the hell's going on. And no, there's not only drinking and "lame-ass" bars to go to. There's second Saturday art walks downtown, Lipstick for those in the indie/underground music scene, AWESOME live shows at the Memorial and Crest, Taco Tuesdays!, not to mention Friday night in Chavez Park during the summer (Deftones played a free show there last summer). The suburbs suck ass where there's not much to do, but even in light of that there are still hella chill places to frequent in small pockets all over town (Shakers in Citrus Heights, Stingers in Arden, Stockman's in Fair Oaks, Brickworks in Oak Park, etc.). The music scene is kick-ass with all of the great local bands and hip-hop artists as well as major and indie label musicians that creep through town.

In spite of popular opinion, the only university in town, CSUS, is NOT inferior to UC Davis (sorry, we don't have drunken sorority sluts that like to show their shit off on MTV). This school just happens to actually be affordable to those of us who aren't dependent on our parent's money to pay for a higher education. UC Davis is only cool if you're studying science or fucking cows. For every other field that's actually applicable to the workforce CSUS is a MUCH better and relevant school.

The weather is ridiculous if you're not used to valley weather because you've never lived there. No it doesn't snow, why the fuck would it when it's based in the valley?! The weather's pretty decent most of the year (it is in Cali afterall), but July and August are ridiculous b/c it gets over 100 and January and February are pretty cold, but not that cold in comparison to the rest of the world (it doesn't even drop below 30!).
Sacramento's HELLA cool if anyone bothered to chill for more than a minute (and no I'm not a teenager, everyone uses this fucking word).
by trouble creeper December 11, 2008
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