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holy mackerel

it is a joke melee weapon for the scout class in tf2

it has bad damage but its almost used by all casual scouts becuase its funny
it also has jiggle bone physics when you hold it and can sometimes twist itself when you swing it
fish scout:fish
everyone else in the server: fish
the fish they are refering to is the holy mackerel item
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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Salt Mackerel

a reference to a girl that is probably very pretty, but you don't like her, or she is very ugly and only you think that
it can also man a girl with no standards or low quality
"Hey Joey, whats up?"
Nothing much Jake. Did you see Trisha today? Oh my GOD she was looking fine as everr!"
"What? She's nothing dude. That chick is just some salt mackerel."
"You only say that because she doesn't like you."
"I told you not to bring that up man"
by rakeem-o-mundo April 23, 2008
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Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.
"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"
by aloce September 10, 2006
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Mackerel

Lacking physique and consisting purely of skin and bones - A mackerel has a spiny back with quite a large gut. When looking at a mackerel, people will often say ''eugh, you seen dat mackerel.''

A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.
Boy: Look at that lad der

Boy 2: Dats dat lad josh

Boy: Oh yeh, stupid mackerel
by weymouthboy January 17, 2011
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mackerson dojo

Where only the elite mma fighters train.(home of the ground and pound)
Holy shit i got invited to the mackerson dojo!
by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008
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Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.
by GunaDK July 3, 2015
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Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.
Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.
by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008
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