Mackerlol

A very pitiful person who is worthy of mockery. Derived from how a mackerel flops around both hopelessly and hilariously when out of water.

On facebook for the 19th time today? What a Mackerlol.

by Jackmak July 28, 2011

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

mackermoo

mackermoo is a term used for someone who always wins, pwns hardcore noobs, gets all the girls and gets more ass than a toilet seat. contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with cows. Its also the gamertag of this guy i faced on xbox....i still have nightmares about that match

Did you hear about how hank made out with three different girls yesterday?

yea hes such a mackermoo

by the kid in the back January 21, 2011

Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

by institutional March 16, 2017

Mackerel Kiss

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.

Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!

by HD/LW September 9, 2010

holy mackerel

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel Batman !

by Byron Whiteson III August 29, 2009

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003