machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.

If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.

by Graham T C February 11, 2006

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

machelle

a kinda god standard in women kinda a myth a woman of perfection in mind body and soul, often used to describ say a woman in comparision

she was no machelle but her ass was damn close

by RebounD October 25, 2003

Machachi

A super hot, sexy, mad chill girl that is fun to be around

Yo bro that girl is a machachi

by Kehor February 11, 2010

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020

Machucando

Spanish word meaning 'smashing.'

Commonly used in the Reggaeton scene to describe dancing (smashing the girl's rear.) Popularized by Daddy Yankee with his song "Machucando."

Mira como Carlos esta machucando con esa nena.
Look how Carlos is 'machucando'with that chick.

by SoFLA September 10, 2008