Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.
Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines
by ForgottenTubeSock August 11, 2024
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down
Damn bro it’s hot out here
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “
by ForgottenTubeSock August 11, 2024
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