Maryan

best human ever. thats it.

Maryan is the best human ever!

by fartingbitch101 September 28, 2020

MaryAnne

MaryAnne is a shy girl at first but when u get to know her better u will learn that she is very nice and lovable she does not judge ppl and bottles up her emotions so that way it is easier to help her others during the day and at night she basically drowns herself in her own tears until she can dream herself into a far off land where she feels special. U can always count on her to help u and make u feel wanted loved by all but misunderstood by all. Even tho she looks weak and not like much she actually is pretty strong so never under estimate her. She is called pretty by a lot of ppl yet feels more beautiful on the inside. Her eyes will hypnotize u and she most likey will have bluish green eyes with blond hair she is unique and crazy loves animals and would ride horses all day if she had the chance to. The word hope keeps her going thru life no matter how hard her life gets she has a checkered past and there r not enough words in the world to describe this outstanding girl.

A: Where is MaryAnne?
B: Racing her horse thru the field.
A: Of course!!!

by OUAT July 18, 2017

Maryanna

/Mayreana/

Noun

1. An incredibly rare breed of woman, the most precious creature to walk this earth. She is pure, thoughtful, clever, and appropriately reserved, yet outgoing and beautiful beyond imagination. Her selfless modesty causes her to deny all compliments that are directed towards her, as she doesn't think shes anything special, but in reality, there is no woman as extraordinary as her.

Do not make Maryanna upset, or you will become her next moving target

by Owen Shaver February 3, 2019

Mayanero

A mayanero is the act of a sleeping male being awakened from his slumber by oral sex from a female.

"Yesterday, I took a nap at around 2 P.M., right after I had finished studying. Approximately one hour later, Janice slipped into my dorm and promptly delivered one of the sloppiest and loveliest mayaneros that I've ever had."

by Eulogio Cervantes January 11, 2010

Mayanne

A woman that is easy to talk to and a real joy to be around. When you are around her she makes everything fun, and is bound to make you crack a smile that is ear to ear. She is obsessed with Nip/Tuck and AIM dates. She is also a very accepting person. She's where the parties at. Shes constantly grinning, and laughing. She likes to think of her as the funniest person she knows. She's very outgoing and enjoys life. She doesn't need a cell phone, which is great! She is a very independent woman, and is great at giving pity wins while playing tag. She also thinks of herself as a one man wolfpack. Her nerdy laugh is awesome! She is very easy to talk to, and is a hilarious person! She also likes stealing other peoples job. All in all she is truly a great person.

Whos that girl who thinks she can just take my job and thinks she can do popper better than me? -umm thats Mayanne...shes very mean..

by THE Derrick! July 14, 2010

Spicy Mayan Chocolate

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.

Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.

by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011

Mayan Beer Bong

A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.

The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".

The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.

"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".

"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...

"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".

by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009