washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Get your finger out of my face

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨

by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

Say that to my face

A comeback when one is insulted over an online chat

A: Yo bitch you just got fucked up cause you suck D

B: Watch yourself faggot, say that to my face.

by OnlineGamer November 13, 2010

Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

spell your name on my face

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out

him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”

by imjustbetter November 13, 2022

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016