my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

by dildo777 December 29, 2020

My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010

my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010

My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

by Ghee boy March 7, 2019

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

by MAD14 January 4, 2015

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016