my beef

My best friend (who is sick and tired of the term bff.) A friend of exceptional caliber. One who is like family.

You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.

by SLAY Co. Inc. February 10, 2015

model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

by UGRadio March 4, 2003

model my beef

To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

by UGRadio March 4, 2003

Stick my beef in your burger

to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.

by the weird dude December 8, 2011

hold my beef

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

by MyNeckMyBackMyCookisAndMySnack October 7, 2016

buzzed my beehive

To be irritated. Similar to "you've got a bee in your bonnet"

The kid at the party really buzzed my beehive.

by Bradley.co October 7, 2017

finger my beef

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

by Kellsbells November 2, 2005