MVP

wrestling for the WWE. talks WAY too much. gets his ass handed to him... a lot. when he doesn't, he walks out on his matches. overpaid. current U.S. champion (not for much longer, I hope!). constantly says "I am better than YOU!"

MVP, once again!, walked out on his opponent

by Karina M March 20, 2008

mvp

Most valuable pussy

my girlfriend is my MVP

by Caral June 21, 2003

MVP

Montel Vontavious Porter. A mediocre WWE wrestler, irrelevent since 2008. Among the few things MVP is good at is being overrated and overestimated. In 2010, he quit WWE to compete somewhere in Japan.

MVP wouldn't even get out of his pod in the Elimination Chamber match of 2008.

by CheerupButtercup June 5, 2015

mvp

MVP=Moist Vagina Please

Hey sara can i have some mvp?

by a wannabe corey December 28, 2005

MVP

MVP is either

Most Valueable player
or
Monster Vs Player

Monster VS player is usally used when
fight a very STRONG monster in a MMORPG

#1:Dude, did you here about the new MVP?

#2: Bye, I am gonna go MVP a strong monster!

by Austin December 13, 2004

mvp

Most valuable pimp.

I am the MVP

by Flamer April 4, 2003

MVP

An MVP is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. As legend has it... The move was invented and first carried out by legendary head coach for the Chicago Bears Mike Ditca.
when a girl is giving you a blow job, right as you're about to ejaculate you pour an ice cold bottle of gatorade over her head. Then after she gets up and turns around you slap her on the ass.

I MVPed that slut and told her good game bitch.

by princethatho May 19, 2009