muscle mommy

A woman with big muscle and that other girls look up to

Look at that muscle mommy

by Missmusclemommy December 20, 2022

muscle head

Male (or female) body builder whose only concern in life is bigger muscles. Usually implies little-no brain activity.

John is a complete muscle head, nice to look at but nothing upstairs.

by Xavier2 January 17, 2007

muscle daddy

any man who dates guys at least 10 years younger and has a awsome looking body, does not necessarily have to be old or extremely handsome

Mark: I want that muscle daddy's balls slapping my ass while he bangs me.

by Justin_Lucas March 26, 2008

muscle queen

a gay male that workouts to attract other muscular gay men

allen is always trying to attract other dudes at the gym i guess hes a real muscle queen

by bobbytee August 21, 2010

muscle colors

most muscle shirts come in these colors and
can be taken seriously yet don't draw attention.

1.Gray
2.Blue
3.White
4.Brown
5.Black

drake: man why are all these shirt colors bland ?

johnny: because they are masculine /muscle colors they don't
draw attention unlike daring colors.

by purple skull July 7, 2010

muscle car

An automotive vehicle from the 40's, 50's, 60's, or 70's characterized by big displacement V-8s, big tires, chrome wheels, dual exhuast, racing stripes or flames, blowers, and speed.

"In a 15 year bloom, before tightening emission regulations and rocketing gas prices stamped extinct on an entire breed of cars in the '70s, America's automobile industry produced the most memorable cars built anywhere, anytime: "The American Muscle Car." While today's modern squeaky clean cars may approach the performance numbers put up 35 years ago, they will never duplicate the rush generated by 400-plus cubic inches fighting for tracion through period bias-ply tires. Pity today's car enthusiasts who think variable valve timing is the hot setup."
-Bruce Armstrong

by Wicked76 September 28, 2003

Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes

Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM

by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020