Muffy

I nickname or term of endearment for a pet dog

“Muffy, you’re so cute!!!! I love youuuuu”

by Bobbette January 24, 2021

Muffy

Just a regular weed lover from Seshego that fucks anything with legs wide

I met Muffy last night, he made me cum with his tongue

by Yaffet December 29, 2021

Muffy

When you got a mix of weed, rolling papers, and semi-burnt weed. A good way to recycle a ruined joint by simply tossing the filter and re-grinding the remaining weed and packing that shit into a bowl or bong

"You got the tree?"
"Yeah but the joint got wet, so I grinded it up into muffy, we just gonna smoke that
"Bet, pack the pipe"

by tangudgaf February 15, 2022

Muffy

The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.

Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Muffy

Hot, Rough Sex.

I really need a Muffy right now

by kkkkkkkm August 7, 2025

Muffy Puffs

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub

Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight

by Country K October 29, 2017

Muffy Imeasy

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006