MP

Acronym for Member of Parliament. In the UK,MPs are white middle class people who wear glasses and have thinning grey hair. Most MPs own several homes paid for buy the people who voted them into power. MPs in the UK, were once in charge of voting on issues of public policy but have given these powers to the French and the Germans in the form of an organisation known as the EU.

MPs have become famous for asking the public to pay for essential items for their homes such as bath plugs, cat food and the cleaning of moats. Some female MPs most notably Jaqui Smith enjoy watching pornography with their ugly middle class husbands.

An MP has resigned for claiming his homosexual tendencies on expenses. This will force a bi-election.

by UKIPsno1 June 16, 2009

MP

Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry part"...

Me: It's getting late, I think I'm going to go.
You: Ok, talk to you later.
Me: mp
You: mp :)

by Ette July 11, 2003

MP

The Most Dangerous Gang In all of Murdaland USA these niggaz have been known to go hard and be in numerous fights.

Those MP niggaz go harder then anybody that i know...

by Mafia Peligroso 4 Lyfe December 29, 2007

Mp

Mp is a gang located in England

Robber 1: Yo let’s go ask these mans for the time and then rob their phone

Robber 2: Nah fam that’s Mp Chubz and Mp AzA

by The big Moscow July 26, 2019

mp

Its an abbreviation used in baseball for a middle relieve pitcher that is used for the 7th inning an on.

Hey Dad!!! when is the MP going into the game? When the starting pitcher finishes the 7th inning son. Now go get me that beer before the mp comes in richie!

by Milez June 19, 2007

MP

Abbreviation for Man Power.

Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP

by Sergio Galindo September 24, 2007

MP

Stands for mustardy pimp. A nickname for my good friend for dressing up like a pimp @ 1 of me parties and then at another being sick producing the most disgusting yellow substance. He is also particularly cool for allowing me to lick his nipples on multiple occasions.

AKA Henry Hall

Ps he is a good friend of GAZ (u know) so I would FALL BACK otherwise the fuck will be kicked into you.

Da MP is the the motherfucking house home boi.

4 shizzle me bizzle

by Alfie the home boi boi (also a gd friend of gaz) October 17, 2004