MLIT

My Life Is Twilight, or MLIT, is an internet forum where people submit stories that are coincidentally similar or that can be seen as awesome in the twilight fan-world. These people are stupid. It's for sad, lonely people who have no friends and have no real appreciation of what is cool. The vast majority of the stories are false as they are all the same situation submitted by hundreds of different people.

Stupid Girl : Hey, have you seen this awesome site, MLIT?

Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.

by Rhys_Squeeky January 17, 2010

Military Shower

A shower that takes less then 3 mins

The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.

by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011

Melita

Melita is a bubbly and crazy girl . She has her ups and downs but if u stick with her your in for a hella good time . She likes to bring postive vibes everywhere with her. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be here. Her eyes are just goals . She loves her friends and family and will always put them first . If you ever meet a melita dont let her go

That sexy girl over there what her name?

Oh her .... thats melita shes crazy

by Brozziebird678 April 5, 2018

Modite

Modern - Urbanite. Twenty-somethings living off Mom and Dad's money in cities like New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago & Boston.

Guy: I can't stand Jane, all she does is mooch off her parents and talk about how great living in Chelsea is.

Girl: Yeah, well she's a typical modite.

by Village Traveler March 4, 2009

MILITANT NORMAL

Regular people who got sick of being treated like dirt by the elites and punched back hard.

The militant normal stood proud during the National Anthem while players kneeled on the field below.

by MilitantNormal September 4, 2018

military grade

something held up with tape and gum

most products use military grade to make people think the stuff they are selling is worth money.

by 👌('0')👌 June 28, 2021

military industrial complex

President Dwight D. Eisenhower coined this term in his farewell address to refer to "a conjunction of an immense military establishment and large arms industry".

Here's how it works: our taxes support a massive military budget which is doled out to large defense contractors. These corporations use this money to buy politicians and impel the United States to enter unending wars in order to assure that their contracts never end and grow increasingly bloated.

Dick Cheney was Defense Secretary, CEO of Halliburton, and then Vice President of the United States, and is a key member of the military industrial complex. It kinda explains why Halliburton is profiteering off all these wars.

by khashishi April 11, 2010