MILF 

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF

MILF by AC August 19, 2003

MILF 

extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!

MILF by C.B.C May 1, 2008

MILF 

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

MILF by {W@R} April 16, 2006

MILF 

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

MILF by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

milf 

tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)

john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to

milf by j schaffer December 13, 2008

MILF 

Mom I'd Like to FUCK

Man dawg your mom is such a MILF, hook me up!

MILF by Nat_da_STAR March 6, 2007

milf 

Mother I'd love to fuck.

Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.

milf by iwannadoher April 12, 2006