Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.

Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.

by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009

mactarded

iliterate in Mac computer. Not Mac friendly.

That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.

by Zurigol July 14, 2009

mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.

Shelly is mactarded.

by Jac8998 July 7, 2010

motarded

Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.

"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"

by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005

motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009