Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

Micro Dose

When you take small amounts of drugs to maintain a constant, but manageable high. Never too high, Never too low.

Let’s micro dose so we feel good, but aren’t too fucked up

by Tale of Yo July 7, 2019

micro gym

Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.

Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!

lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.

by Gym phobia January 31, 2014

micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*

by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018

Micro Kwaygon

A really Small Penis.

I heard Justin has a Micro Kwaygon. It's really Tiny.

by Brandon Packard November 10, 2019

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014