Marine Corps Drill Instructor

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."

The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".

by Dirty Delta Kill Hat August 8, 2009

Marine Corps tanks

The second best job in the world, second only to Marine Corps Force Recon. Invicible.

YATYAS: You ain't tanks, you ain't shit

The Marine Corps tanks can destroy anything.

by OOHRAH2008 May 12, 2008

Marine Corps Salute

The Marine Corps Salute is a position every Marine takes -- on his back, pants down, legs up, with an asshole saying "Please FUCK ME" -- whenever he sees a USAF Cadet!

Every time I walk into a Camp Pendelton latrine, some dude gives me the Marine Corps Salute!

by USAF Cadet October 14, 2020

Marine Corps Officer

A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.

Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."

Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

United States Marine Corps

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

fuck the marine corps

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"

first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"

by SUCKMYCOCKSERGEANTMAJOR October 17, 2010

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020