March 13 crisis

On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.

"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"

by Percy Jackson fan101 March 14, 2019

March 13 2023

DYLAN MULVANY DAY 365 OF BEING A GIRL!!! WE LOVE YOU DYLANNN 🫶🏻🫶🏻

person 1: bro did you hear?? tomorrow is March 13 2023

person 2: that means its day 365 of being a girl for dylan!!

by Kaii 🫶🏻🫶🏻 March 12, 2023

March 13

Thank your parents day! Say thank you to your parents for being there for you in your life, even if you fight there still family

“Hey mum and dad, it’s March 13 so thanks for being there for me!”

by Starlightdiamondforever March 12, 2022

March 13

Presley give me money

Presley give me my money on March 13

by PobloThePro March 16, 2024

march 13

The last day of regular human contact before covid

Do you remember march 13, oh yeah that’s the last day before covid really hit.

by kool_aid_girl March 13, 2021

March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023