A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.
by Scandanavian746 June 09, 2010
by LudwigVan December 08, 2003
A sorry, pathetic loser that is quite feminine. Highlights include a toothpick support system, to balance out the weeble wobble, as well as a tendency to beat his family members. This character loves to pray. Has a tendency to break anything in its path; famous for a shaggy mop haircut.
by Quifah January 04, 2006
by Bottom boots sister March 06, 2005
2 friends at the mall:
Friend 1: Look at that girl over there with that dull wig on her head. lol
Friend 2: Chil, that's a hot mess ! No ma'am Ms. Pam !
Friend 1: Look at that girl over there with that dull wig on her head. lol
Friend 2: Chil, that's a hot mess ! No ma'am Ms. Pam !
by remj_atl February 18, 2011
What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
by QuacksO December 07, 2018
A term used to describe a male who has made the transition to a female without losing the distinct features of a man, (Penis,Facial Hair Deep Voice, etc.), It is used when this person get especially angry and is in a rage and ready to kill the nearest no good nigga.
by ISONIGG January 17, 2019