Luxury Vaginal Planks

Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.

I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.

by That Dude That Knows August 21, 2021

Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

by gash rash July 5, 2011

Luxury_Magazine

Luxury_Magazine is a well known magazine editor on the website Stardoll.com. She is a fabulous artist but is very hard to get a hold of. The Stardoll world has basically become her life, as she can be found online at any given time (though she typically ignores all attempts at conversation). She doesn't have many friends but has a lot of followers. Generally, Luxury_Magazine is well respected in the Stardoll community and many want to be like her. She's frequently written about on gossip and fashion blogs. Her identity is not known widely but it has been reported that she has told some close friends her real name. She is apparently female; but that cannot be confirmed.

Stardoll member 1: Hey! Did you read the new issue of Luxury_Magazine?

Stardoll member 2: Yeah!! It was great!

by Stardoll Member August 2, 2011

Luxury wipe

The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely.

The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.

by Norsemann September 11, 2011

Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.

"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."

by Jezebel's Baby December 9, 2008

Luxury Stick

Marijuana that is rolled into a tobacco paper and then punctured with a pin opposite the lit end and left to burn naturally, like incense.

Until I take my drug test, the only things I'm lighting are cigarettes and luxury sticks.

by Self Centered Representers April 19, 2005

Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.

"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."

by Jezebel's Baby December 16, 2008