LeCHOKE

Lechoke is a product of hype, a hype machine who hasnt done $hit but is always being mega-promoted by the media.....especially ESPN.
He also ocassionally chokes due to pressure as his name (le-CHOKE) IMPLIES.
He's an alleged 21yr old (2006)...who has the body of a sasquash -> see "BIG-FOOT"...."PERHERPS IT IS BECAUSE....I AM CANADIAN". Who in actuality might be a senior citizen -> see "WELFARE A$$ GETTING SENIOR CITIZENS" = LMFAOO @ them .....HMMNN, SORRY BOUT THAT.
Also often called Le-hype Lames,Le-crap Lames, and of course, Le-choke, as he often does..
He's name is,Lebron James of the Cleveland Crappa-Players.

Hey Chris, did u just see LeCHOKE brick the open jumper against KOBE "GOD" BRYANT and the LAKERS to lose the game ????

by larry sean lash July 30, 2008

luchini

It is it. Pours from the sky and encourages one to get rich.

This is it, what. Luchini pouring from sky. Let's get rich, what? - Camp Lo

by www.hallofinsanity.com May 11, 2003

lushotology

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.

Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time

by JingJing October 8, 2005

Luchatology

A made-up punk rock "religion" inspired by the band, The Luchagors.

**Note: It isn't an actual religion. It is mainly for all Luchawhores out there.

If you are a big fan of the Luchagors, you are most likely under the beliefs of Luchatology

by OMFGDLOL March 15, 2008

Lochodactyl

A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of Christianity. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges out of the water and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.

Lochodactyls make baptisms much more interesting.

by Lochodactyl Breeder April 3, 2009

Luco-Jizz

When you spray a lucozade sport bottle with the squeeze caps at someone!

He Luco-Jizzed all over me!

by Fo-shizzler March 8, 2009

Lurchola

A person of significant height who tends to hover over others obstructing their work day. Typically this person deems themselves superior to others in an office setting, however lacks motivation or proper mental clarity;
A socially inept person who views themselves as superior to everyone else; all the while oblivious to the fact that he is distained by all who are plagued by his presence.

"The VP was in my cube today auditing my work, he is being such a Lurchola"

by Mystikk34 September 3, 2009