1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packingprofessional 2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).
The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).
1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics 3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all
Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing