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Lord of the Rings 

1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).

Lord of the Rings 

The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).
Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!

Lord of the Rings 

A lame ass movie where everyone freakin goes on a long ass walk-even the freakin trees!!!!!
Yo man, I feel like i was a fucking hobbit i walked so far and long like those lord of the rings fucks!!!!!
Lord of the Rings by budman72 April 8, 2009

Lord of The Rings 

Possibly the worst,most boring trilogy on the entire planet. The story is set in a fantasy world with midgets and other mythical creatures.
Geek:Hey,you saw Lord of the Rings?
Dude:WTF is that shit?

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lord of the rings drinking game 

1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics
3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all
Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing