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Black Lotus

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
by Psydon May 13, 2005
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louser

A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.
by wellandmemes October 22, 2019
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Lotus Elise

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.
The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.
by Wayne234 November 13, 2005
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Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.
“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”
by Haripu sea June 4, 2021
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Flying Lotus

The freshest and illest experimental hip hop producer in the game. Flying Lotus is often compared to the late great J Dilla, but has no doubt developed a style of his own. He often fuses genres other then hip hop such as ambient, electronic, jazz, glitch, chiptune, and dubstep. He is the future of raw original hip hop. Check out his label at brainfeeder.com for news and similar artists.
Floss: "Man hip hop is dead."
B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
Floss: "Holy shit son!"
by Beezy- August 17, 2009
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Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
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Lotus Inn

The place for all limelights and wdwers to hang out with the boysssssssssss
And also a place for people to timetravel although it is banned there :/
Y'all wanna go to the Lotus Inn for those cool purple drinks later with Jonah? Yeah sure girl
Which room did you guys book at the Lotus Inn? I'm room 25 :)
by baby dazai is so cute December 15, 2020
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