lousy snatch

A woman who does whatever she can to ruin her man's life by fucking anything that resembles a phallus.

That Lorraine screwed the Sandy wrecking crew. What a lousy snatch!!

by karatejoe December 21, 2010

lopster

when a lobster pinches your cock and u like it and then u start fucking him

we need to stop going to the beach, you always lopster

by Kermitlover3040 March 30, 2022

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

loppy

An adjective that means dirty or mucky

Your shirt's all loppy

by Bambi Dextrous April 13, 2008

lopsicle

1. (v) a reaction to the sighting of a sexalicious babe including huidekoping.

2. (n) slang for a sexalicious babe.

that mary is a total lopsicle. who wouldn\'t want to huidekoper?

by prescott April 26, 2005

LOPS

A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.

I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.

by loper69 August 13, 2010

cisor lops

A stupid bit of graffiti that some idiot has done on the end of the Frankston Freeway. I assume it means your poo burns on the way out like sizzor plops. It also makes my voice change to a creepy man when I say it.

BOY: hey there groovy chick, can you squeeze my scrotum. I have cisor lops and need something to take my mind off the pain while I break wind.

GIRL: Sure no problem but your voice sounds like a creepy peto so ill ask my father to watch me.

by Kieran Lane December 19, 2013