lumphsqatious

When something is swag.

Your fit is real lumphsqatious today...

by Caleb Bennett April 11, 2021

the loophole

Fucking your christian girlfriend in the ass because she wants to stay a vaginal virgin until marriage.

"Lacy and I fucked for hours but I had to use the loophole"

by fickmichvati February 18, 2017

loophole

A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).

Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.

Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.

Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!

Joe: You sick fuck.

by the pwn3r August 8, 2006

lophaguise

(verb) To cavort suggestively

She lophaguised her way past them.

by Grumpus_Magnus July 15, 2009

Lymphoma

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.

How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.

by jfields99 June 29, 2018

lömpete

Lömpete, When your head and body get all slow and you feel tired because all the milk products you used drank or eated.

Jesus -i will drink that milk now.
marias- NAw shit nigga you will just get so lömpete.

Nigga, you high or wat?
No man, I just drank too much milk, I'm lömpete.

by jesus soulmolester February 8, 2013

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020