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LOMAC

LOad of Maddening Asinine Crap, otherwise known as Lock On: Modern Air Combat.

A jocular flight sim that is a prime indicator of the sorry state of PC flight sims. Despite the fact that it has no real campaign system, ludicrous system requirements, a lack of detailed avionics modelling, a poorly-coded graphics engine, and more bugs than the Brazilian rainforest, it is still championed by some as the "king of military flight sims" by people who have never played Falcon 4.0
Flight Simmer 1: Hey, have you placed LOMAC?
Flight Simmer 2: No way, I refuse to poison my computer with that shit.
by Gazuga April 10, 2004
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loach

Crust that forms around a person's butthole
My ass itches cuz I got so much loach!
by Loacha Libre April 18, 2008
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loach

a person who loves giving hickies. also enjoys seeing the reaction of the person who is receiving it.

usually seen in 18 to 20 year old males.
I love Blake, but he's the biggest loach I've ever been with. So now I look like a white trash leopard.
by ashlyn grace May 10, 2008
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Vasiliy Lomachenko

No I DIDN'T see that until you brought it up.
Hym "Oh! Vasiliy Lomachenko doing the Mike Tyson Flash-Step now! That shit is metal. Not as fluid as Tyson but still pretty good. That's not easy to do. Fantastic. I love it."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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loachin

Same as chillin of hanging out.
Barbie:“Hey what are you doing ?
Linda: “just loachin.”
by Chris Rivers November 1, 2017
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Loach

That stripper sure had a loach hanging off her pussy tonight....
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Loach

Noun describing a friend or relative who stays at your house or event longer than they are welcome. Typically it is used to describe someone who is closer than an informal friend. Family and friends who you feel an obligation to are the most likely candidates to illustrate Loach-like qualities.

There is no time limit to overstaying their welcome. For instance, a family member who stays for one day after Thanksgiving might not be a Loach, whereas someone who stays for 30 minutes after the last guest has left, might be a Loach.
“Steve is such a Loach, he stayed at the party a full hour after everyone left.”

“We better have a plan for your Aunt when she comes to dinner. She’s can be a Loach and want to chat forever.”
by DAND1NG October 13, 2018
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