lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

LOLbotomy

LOL-bot-o-my (lol-BOT-uh-mee)
- noun, plural - mies.

1. When a person does nothing but laugh during a conversation, particularly when involuntary.

2. When a poster on a message board responds only with "lol" or "lirl" in every thread.

1. "Have you talked to Janet today? She won't stop giggling, it's like she had a LOLbotomy or something."

2. "STFU hot_chik69, when did you get a LOLbotomy?"

by Hiroshima, Mon Amour February 16, 2009

liberal lobotomy

The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.

"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)

by james r. johnson March 28, 2008

lolbit1250pd

Hi lolbit path made this i wish saph on but its ok

I like to draw/paint lolbit1250pd a friend that is nice

by Tacobellninja October 19, 2021

LOLbitch

1. The female version of a LOLcat

2. Someone who disconnects on quality conversations on Omegle.

1. Tonight lets go to the club and pick up some LOLbitches!

2. Lisa is a LOLbitch.

3. You: I know a good definition of LOLbitch.*

Stranger: go on*

You: someone who disconnects on quality conversations on Omegle.*

(You have disconnected.)

by LOLomegle! February 20, 2010

Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.

1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

by We is scientists December 24, 2009

lobotomy

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003