Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.

Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.

by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz

Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

Chocolate Loch-Ness

When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.

I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.

by shitty wizard March 14, 2011

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021