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What is Love?

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Love! Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me no more!
What is Love? Love! Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me no more!
by KNICO KNICO KNEECAPS October 14, 2021
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My Love is A Stapler

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Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013
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What is love?

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Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me….no more
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me…no more

Dun dun dun dun nun nun nun nun….

*proceeds to bop head sideways*
by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022
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our love is god

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A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee
by Heather_Chandler December 30, 2018
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Love is blind

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1. A nice way of saying "Love makes you do fucked up shit."

2. The biggest understatement ever spoken by the masses.
Love is blind.

No. Love is not blind. It's fucking delusional.
by rogerthewhale January 24, 2013
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All You Need Is Love

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Love is all you need.

Lennon/McCartney 1967

great song, shame american idiots like Bush dont listen to it
Beatles : "All You Need Is Love"

Bush : "Lets go bomb something"
by I love horses March 12, 2005
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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by shrek is dadddy March 6, 2020
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