librocubicularist

noun - A person who reads in bed.

pronounced - lib-ro-kyoo-bi-kyoo-lar-ist

I used to tease my sister by calling her a librocubicularist.
She practices librocubicularism about 3 times a week.

by Denala July 31, 2005

LaTroy Hawkins

One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.

LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!

Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!

by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 7, 2005

lithouse

a house that is motherucking lit and turnt with hoes that be booty popping and twerking

We are going to lithouse this weekend

by YASLITCASHMEOUTSIDE March 19, 2017

Litoris in the clitoris

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

by Not Your Mothers Theater Kid January 23, 2019

Litpost

When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post

That’s a very litpost

Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!

Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!

by lol my name is lol May 9, 2021

Liron

Health.

Liron is the definition of health

by Cleetoris April 19, 2021

Lierony

The use of irony, only not. Used by some to get away with telling jokes many would not find amusing. Employed mainly by hipsters and the middle-classes.

James: 'Oh no! A black person! Please don't mug me!'
Jessica: 'Hilarious!'

Natasha: 'Oh God, lierony is so fricken annoying'

by Mammith February 16, 2010