ligma

ligma is a viral infection

person 1: i have ligma
person 2: whats ligma
person 1: ligma my balls

by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

Ligma

"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"

Guy1: hey do you support ligma?

Guy2: what's ligma?

Guy1: ligma fucking balls lol

Guy2: *gets angry*

by Kolas twof June 13, 2018

LIGMA

LIGMA fokken balle disease is airborne highly infectious bacteria that currently affects or has affected 85% of the US population, LIGMA is capable of cross species infection including humans,apes and avians . LIGMA'S symptoms usually include hypoxia, heart palpitations, skin lesions, blue hair, necrosis, fever and paralysis. LIGMA has a mortality rate of nearly 90%, there is currently no known cure for LIGMA. LIGMA was discovered on January second 2015 but it was only spreading in Madagascar so no one cared. Active cure research and high awareness for the disease was truly raised when popular fortnite} streamer ninja was diagnosed with LIGMA, ninja died shortly after diagnosis.

person1: hey man do you know why ninja died?
person2: yeah i heard he died of LIGMA.

by mr_dehjkli July 23, 2018

LIGMA

Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.

Ninja died of ligma and the next day denied it.

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! December 23, 2018

Get Ligmatized

To absolutely eat shit and die, to crash and burn, from the root word ligma

Damn, I better be careful on my skateboard or I might fall down and totally get ligmatized

by SexHaver212 November 27, 2019

Ligma balls

Lick ma balls

Hey how are you? Do you wanna ligma balls

by Bottems up and free 6ix9ine March 23, 2019

Ligma Tau Knuts

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

by LTK_313_the_big_d January 11, 2020