Dirty Lecture Dipset (DLD)

In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.

Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).

by The classic college kid May 1, 2011

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010

Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.

"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"

by B@dg3rF@n October 20, 2008

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

lecture u

When the average audience assembles to be given a lecture the back couple of rows will fill up and the remaining students will only sit along the sides of the front rows creating a U shaped audience with no one sitting in the middle. This presents a challenge to the late student - his three options are to; budge one of the side sitters into the middle, go around the front and climb into the U or the bravest amtept to climb over the back filled rows and into the U.

I can't believe I was late for my lecture; the lecture u had already formed.

by nutrot July 25, 2012

Hannibal Lecture

When either a coworker, or someone at the bar tries to get at you, summing you up by using cut rate psychology tactics, learned from that one semester at JC.

Every time I see Chad, he starts telling me what my problems are. Save the Hannibal Lecture, man, I'm just trying to get by.

by michelote April 29, 2019