Linkton

1.)A person who is a homo.
2.)Everything and anything

Ashton Kutcher is so gay he is such a Linkton

Dude I think I busted in her, I couldn't pull my linkton out in time

by Tony Starkss March 25, 2009

lickyosis

Excessive Dog licking. Excessive licking combined with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

My Dog sebastian has been diagnosed with lickyosis. There is no known cure. He just keeps licking me when he gets a chance. Its like Obsessive Cumpulsive Disorder only with licking on and on...Its a condition that only dogs are suseptible to at this time.

by A guy that knows stuff June 2, 2008

lickout

when a man licks a womans vegina

Hey I gave that woman a lickout last night

by furiouswank October 13, 2006

Lickolotapus

Lesbian dinosaur

RRRRargh!! HELP its the lickolotpus!!

by mysteriosgothchick November 2, 2003

Lickolotapus

Characterized by being very well versed in the 'cunni linguistics', these bi-peds subsist mainly on fur and early morning dew. A human animal traced back to ramapithicine descent of approximately 10 million years, the Lickolotopus is said to possess extreme endurance in the mandibular musculature with large lips and an over sized tongue. Modern specimens are easily identified as having a 'glazed' appearance of the chin and upper lip.

The male variety are indicated by the virutes of granting moustache rides for 5 cents, pissing blood, bird-dogging bush and banging beaver.

Females are otherwise known as lipstick lesbians, bull dikes or butch bitches - in any event all specimens will spend a majority of thier awake lives yodeling in various canyons.

Daugher: mom, i know im supposed to like boys- but i find myself wanting to explore the cunts of other girls... am I gay...??

Mother: (playfully laughing)... No hunny, not at all... You're a Lickolotopus..!

by Skip Daddy September 25, 2003

lickjob

to please a woman or women orally

John, you naughty little boy, come to bed and give your big momma a lickjob

by Jaron Smith October 20, 2005

Locktowel

(verb) when you want to smoke questionable substances in the comfort of your dorm rooms or any other room where smoking is forbidden. You put a towel at the bottom crack of the door and lock it.

*Nic lets Sean into the room*
*after Sean enters, Nic closes the door and walks away*
Jesse "Locktowel"

*Nic turns around and locks the door and puts a towel over the doorcrack.

by Treasure Penguin May 24, 2011