Lickolotapus

Lesbian dinosaur

RRRRargh!! HELP its the lickolotpus!!

by mysteriosgothchick November 2, 2003

Lickolotapus

Characterized by being very well versed in the 'cunni linguistics', these bi-peds subsist mainly on fur and early morning dew. A human animal traced back to ramapithicine descent of approximately 10 million years, the Lickolotopus is said to possess extreme endurance in the mandibular musculature with large lips and an over sized tongue. Modern specimens are easily identified as having a 'glazed' appearance of the chin and upper lip.

The male variety are indicated by the virutes of granting moustache rides for 5 cents, pissing blood, bird-dogging bush and banging beaver.

Females are otherwise known as lipstick lesbians, bull dikes or butch bitches - in any event all specimens will spend a majority of thier awake lives yodeling in various canyons.

Daugher: mom, i know im supposed to like boys- but i find myself wanting to explore the cunts of other girls... am I gay...??

Mother: (playfully laughing)... No hunny, not at all... You're a Lickolotopus..!

by Skip Daddy September 25, 2003

lickalotapus

A lesbian dinosaur

by Terry boughton May 2, 2003

LICKALOTOPUS

It is a lesbian dinosaur.

That stinking lickalotopus took my girl home and diddled her good.

by RayWSL April 16, 2008

licalotapus

lesbian dinosaur

:
"lic-a-lot-of-pus"

look at the licalotapus

by gabriel&ariel January 27, 2008

lickalotapuss

Lesbian Dinosaur

"Look at that chick with green spikes. shes some fukking type of lickalotapuss"

by Nardo May 5, 2003

lickalottapuss

Any women (without regard to sexual orientation) that munches on another woman’s box.
plural: Lickalottapi.


aka Munchalottabox

As I entered the bar, I was amazed by the number of Lickalottapi I had to choose from.

by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004