Left on read

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve.

Me:I'm gonna kill myself
Friend:*leaves you on read*
Me:*kills self*
Friend:(years later) sry for leaving you on read... u good?

The highest level of disrespect a human can recieve. left on read

by Joopmastersteve April 3, 2017

Left Lane Cock

an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.

friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."

by jperry828 July 25, 2009

Left 4 Dead

A game in which you and 3 friends can scream angrily at eachother while having mosh pits of zombies bite your faces. The AI Director can magically spawn thousands of zombies on you by using his magical control panel. He generally keeps it set on butt rape without lube.

Player1: I owned that witch!
Director: Let's drop 4 tanks on him...

Left 4 Dead

by wambulance December 27, 2008

left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

Left 4 Dead

You and 3 other people fight off a zombie horde and try to make your way to safety. The zombies are like speedy Gonzales, but faster, so you'll probably die, very quick. You have to survive different places such as a hospital, farm, apartment building, subway, street and a airfield. yeah, left 4 dead has you kill zombies in a airfield. badass. Something also worth mentioning Is that Left 4 Dead has some tricky ninja-like bastard called the "A.I. Director" who watches your every move and decides whether and when you should die. You cannot kill the A.I. director, he's like a god or something. The A.I. Director spawns the zombies based on where you are, It's never the same. So If your getting a drink, or something, that prick will kill you off for shits and giggles. There Is also boss infected In the game, Such as The boomer, He's a fatass and likes to vomit on people. He also explodes, watch out for that. The Tank, imagine a army tank that grew arms and legs and tried to kill you and stuff... actually, that's pretty awesome when you think about It. The witch, She's a bitch. The hunter, He chills like a cool dude then leaps nine-thousand feet into the airs and land on you and after that follows a bunch of scratching or something that apparently Is very deadly as a billion gallons of blood splatters everywhere. The smoker, he has a quadtrillionbillionzilliongogzillfillion foot long tongue that grabs you. If you kill him he turns into a bunch of smoke... I'm done typing.

Left 4 Dead

by Mr. Kolak (X5R) December 9, 2008

no crumbs left

This often appears on social media comment sections, when someone is expressing their appluse to someone or something they did.
It also reffers back to the saying "he/she/they ATE that blah blah blah"

Like they did a great job.

*posts a picture in a cute outfit*
comment section might look a little something like this:

"No crumbs left!", "She ATE that!" , "YUHH get into ITTT" ect. ect

by laundryroomfloor November 7, 2020

Leeteuk

Leeetuk is the oldest member and leader of Korean boy band Super Junior. He is part of sub groups Super Junior Happy and Super Junior T. He is one of the permanent DJ's for Super Junior's Kiss The Radio. He has also hosted many different TV programmes and radio shows. Leeteuk is born on July 1 1983 and his real name is Park Jung-su. His stage name (Leeteuk) means special. And he's pretty :D

Leeteuk sure is talented and has really great abs.

by harbilina99 November 11, 2011