the undisputed greatest player of all time to play in the NBA, and also to ever touch a basketball or any object that has ever had a rounded shape. The lord and saviour of Cleveland, Miami, and the United States of America. He is the Jesus Christ of the modern day era. Instead of feeding us, his followers, bread and fish, he feeds us with jaw-dropping plays and moments of true greatness. He is the main figure of following in almost every state and city in the United States of America (excluding Boston, Chicago, San Antonio, Detroit, Golden State, and Indiana) who disallow the following of our great lord because of their following of Satan, the great demon and their deviation from normality.
by LITERALLYLEBRON March 18, 2016
The best player in the NBA. Kobe's time is up. Kobe needs to sit his old ass down somewhere & retire. People hate on LebRon and call him overrated but dey just mad cuz they broke as hell and dnt kno nothin about basketball. LeBron is better than Kobe, Wade, Carmello, and all dem other losers
by desi1995 April 30, 2008
When a woman is standing a few feet from the bed, still facing it, and blindfolded. The man then runs and jumps off the bed and slaps the woman with his genitals.
"Maddie, you have a huge bruise on your face!"
"Yeah, Vince gave me a hardcore LeBron James last night."
"Yeah, Vince gave me a hardcore LeBron James last night."
by vb5 March 22, 2010
by LeBron James Sr March 09, 2021
The following definition is used by a real NBA fan: LeBron James is an All-Star, MVP-Winning talented basketball player of the NBA. Now known as a coward but should not be. LeBron should not do what you want him to do. He has his own life and expectations so all of you people need to relax. He made one of the baddest teams make it to a finals game so stop calling him a choker. If it wasn't for him you guys would not know what Cleveland is. Lay off his back and it's his life. Does he have to do what you want him to do or what he wants his life to be. This is a good example: GO ON YOUTUBE and search "LeBron High Rise Commercial".
LeBron James is in the illuminati
by IPLAYBASKETBALLBOYGETTEM February 21, 2011
by DixieDog15 October 23, 2019
1. Noun - The world's best basketball player in the eyes of Suraj. A guy that can carry an entire team without having to pass the ball to anyone.
2. Adj - To be the best possible, best looking, best everything.
3. Noun - Secret code for liking black men give it to you in the butt.
*The word LeBron James can be substituted for the number 23, because he is the only person to have ever used it, better yet, he created the number. Alongside being an amazing baller, he is also a world class mathematician.
2. Adj - To be the best possible, best looking, best everything.
3. Noun - Secret code for liking black men give it to you in the butt.
*The word LeBron James can be substituted for the number 23, because he is the only person to have ever used it, better yet, he created the number. Alongside being an amazing baller, he is also a world class mathematician.
1. Guy 1: Did you see LeBron last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he did ok.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you talking about, I was jerking it to his gameplay.
Guy 2: He wasn't even the best player last night.
Guy 1: Wait!? There are other players on the Cavs?
2. Guy 1: That guy is so LeBron James.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is pretty amazing.
3. Guy 1: I love 23.
Guy 2: Um, I don't think i can be around you anymore.
Guy 1: What? It's not like I want your man pole.
Guy 2: Yeah, he did ok.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you talking about, I was jerking it to his gameplay.
Guy 2: He wasn't even the best player last night.
Guy 1: Wait!? There are other players on the Cavs?
2. Guy 1: That guy is so LeBron James.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is pretty amazing.
3. Guy 1: I love 23.
Guy 2: Um, I don't think i can be around you anymore.
Guy 1: What? It's not like I want your man pole.
by king of forest September 13, 2009