lazercorn

the magical and godly unicorn enhanced by robotics to become a god of justice.

its a lazercorn were all dead.

by giga wulf January 29, 2015

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007

Lazerbeam

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.

Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world

by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020

lazerface

describes the high from mushrooms containing psilocybin, or magic mushrooms.

"cmon dawg, runnin amuck will waste my lazerface...."

by alogz February 6, 2007

lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016

Fuckin Lazer Sights

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.

Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.

by TromboneStevens May 18, 2018